Get this prank combo for your friends (or enemies) for a good laugh and lots of witty jokes. The combo includes:

Box of Good Intentions: If you’re one of the firm believers of the philosophy – It’s the thought that counts – then here’s the perfect hamper of the most thoughtful gifts on the planet.

If you’re one of the firm believers of the philosophy – It’s the thought that counts – then here’s the perfect hamper of the most thoughtful gifts on the planet.

The gifts have been handpicked and designed by the Nobel Prize winners of Laziness. We guarantee that the recipient will never forget you in the next 7 lives (or 9 if you’re gifting it to a cat).

The gifts include:
1. Dumb Bells (cotton buds)
Because the journey of every Schwarzenegger begins with exercise and good spelling skills

2. Hands-Free (Rubberband)
Limited Edition Pro-Biotic Hands-Free with Micro-Flexible Technology TM (We’re serious!)

3. Anti Depressants 20 MG (bubble wrap)
Not safe for children below 13 years of physical or mental age. Kindly do not swallow.

4. Hair Dryer (balloon)
World’s first eco-friendly hairdryer after hurricanes (but would you rather stand in a hurricane than use this?)

5. Pollution Mask (cloth clip)
Can also be used to avoid snoring, repel bad dates, hang clothes and get a free nose job

6. Emergency Flash Light (matchsticks)
Meant for one-time use only. Don’t waste it on a cigarette. If you want to burn your office however…

7. Bullshit Protector (earplugs)
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Now wear these and read it again. You won’t hear a thing.

8. iPod (matchbox with a marble inside)
Please do not attempt to make it at home. If anybody could, Steve Jobs wouldn’t be famous.

9. Zombie Protection Kit (rubber band gun with paper bullets)
Made in China. Highly lethal. Banned in most countries (except the USA).

Box Of Insults: Nothing gives happiness more than insulting your friend. If you agree, you’ve come to the right page. Show your immense love for your best friend with this crazy box of insults. This is to make sure that even when you’re not around or too busy to come up with creative insults, the box can do your job on your behalf.

The box has 21 insults written by the most sarcastic Happiness Scientists. Some of our favourite ones are:

The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to tell you a joke on Wednesday.
You’re so ugly when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.
No, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

Dead Lizard Prank : Know someone who’d rather die than get close to a reptile? Prank them with a fake lizard (which looks anything but fake) hidden neatly inside a quirky gift box.

Oye Happy is not responsible for any loss of life, property, or relationship caused by this surprise. We, however, take full responsibility for the laughter that follows.

No animals were hurt in the making of this gift. One of our Happiness Crew members stubbed a toe while packing it though.

Specifications:
Box of insults size: 4 x 2.75 inches